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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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