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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡
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