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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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