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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘
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