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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁
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