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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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