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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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