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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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