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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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