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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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