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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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