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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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