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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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