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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁
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