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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺
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