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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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