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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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