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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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