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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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