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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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