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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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