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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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