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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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