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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻
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