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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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