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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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