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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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