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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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