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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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