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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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