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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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