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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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