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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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