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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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