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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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