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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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