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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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