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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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