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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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