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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.