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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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