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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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