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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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