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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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