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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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