Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.