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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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