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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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