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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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