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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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