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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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